Okay, now before you get your panties in a bunch, let us preface this design by saying that we, the t-shirt designers at the Ann Arbor T-shirt Company, are probably the ugliest t-shirt designers in our building, and the least confident, too. So we aren't picking on anyone.
On the contrary, you seem really pretty/cool. We'd love to date/hang out with you. The shirt definitely doesn't apply to you, and you should buy it to let others know what a geographic anomaly you are.
God, you're awesome.
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