Fact: Their diplomas come with stickers featuring various colored dinosaurs and the phrase "Dino-tastic" in glitter lettering on them. Honor students get a free personal pan pizza at the local Pizza Hut.

Fact: If you use a word with more than three syllables at a party, East Lansing police will look the other way while a meathead punches you in the face. 

Fact: Freshmen dorms have to put rocks on the floors of the showers to prevent the little guys from drowning in the pooling water.

Fact: It's hard to have an election when no one can read. That's why every four years, sheets of drywall are stacked three inches apart from each other in a domino-style set-up. The candidate who can throw a keg through the most panels gets to be dean. 

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