1. Are you a...

A.  woman

B.  man

2. Do you live...

A. above ground, in the world

B. somewhere else

3. Do you have....

A. functioning sex organs

B. non-functioning sex organs

4. Were you born between the years

A. 1942 and 2001

B. 1900 and 1941, 2002 and 2010

....If you answered "A" to any of the previous questions, congratulations - you have had sex with Tiger Woods!*

*in the event that you have not had sex with Tiger Woods, Tiger wishes to apologize for this oversight. Please contact him at Tiger@pgastud.com, leaving your name, number, and a brief description of your butt.** You will be contacted within 48 hours.

**butt description is for informational purposes only, all butts will be considered, then accepted regardless of condition***

 **seriously. All of them.