Is there anything sexier than the thought of twelve electrons, eight of them covalent, entangled with one another, writhing in a fit of atomic passion?

What about diamonds? Those are sexy, right?

Oh, and don't even get me started on the process of radioactive decay. I get shivers just imagining it.

Whether you are a fan of Carbon on Carbon action, or simply a funny guy or girl looking to get a laugh out of your chem discussion, look no further. And if you really want to impress your class, you should buy one for everyone.