Here's a tip for maximizing this shirt's seductive potential:

If there is a special someone on whom you have had your eye all semester in lecture, sit somewhere in front of them and off to the side, where they will glance periodically. Wear this shirt to class. Take your seat and sit with your back to the professor, facing the object of you affection and glaring intensely, like a dog at a piece of bacon balanced atop it's nose. Wait as long as it takes for them to look at you, try not to blink. They will probably jump a little in their seat upon discovering you, which is okay. Then slowly, without breaking eye contact, point at the message on your chest. Don't smile. At all.

The above method is a 100% foolproof way to get yourself laid*







*Most likely in prison, where you will wind up as a result of your creepy stalking/sexual harrassment gambit. Good job!