Think of this shirt as a calling card for other geeks. Sure, you will probably be met with a mixture of scorn and pity from the rest of society, but if there is a chemistry student in the room, they'll find you.

Once you find each other, god help the poor sap who has to listen to you compare Orgo schedules and the like, but at least you and your new, geeky friend will be happy.

Bonus! Wear this to office hours as you build up a letter - of - recommendation - writing relationship with a professor! They are to geeks what generals are to soldiers, and if you can make them laugh, you just moved that much closer to med school! Think of it as an investment. Can you afford NOT to?

...you should probably buy your professor one, as well.