Tuxedo T-shirt is to Goldeneye as this shirt is to Office Space.

So, you think you're a nerd, huh? Well I got news for you, bub, it isn't as easy as not bathing for a while, talking way too loudly and intensely about the virtues of Linux in the middle of a crowded bus, and spending your free time pwning n00bs on Warcraft. No, it takes more than all of that. $12.00 worth of more, to be exact.

Wearing this shirt to class is going to get you more engineering cred than your nunchuks or the iPhone app you developed just for fun ever could. It'll probably endear you to your GSIs and professors, who will in turn write you the letters of recommendation that you need to get a job at Blizzard.

After that, it's Girlfriend City, population: you.