It's difficult to tell exactly what it is that makes Ypsilanti the Paris of Southeastern Michigan. Some say it's the hint of vanilla perpetually floating on the breeze, others the alluring accent spoken by the locals in hushed, sexy tones. Some say it's the massive cock-shaped water tower that sexually assaults your eyeballs as you drive east down Washtenaw.

Whatever your reason, salute the city of love (and love itself!) with this classy tee.