Who would have thought that after getting away with a massive mansion party (after which one of the strippers involved was mysteriously gunned down by what appears to have been the Detroit Police Department), obvious misappropriation of city funds to buy a Navigator + $200,000 worth of meals and entertainment, and blatantly awarding a half dozen city contracts worth over $100 million to close friends, the King of Detroit would be brought down by a few simple bits stored on someone's cellphone.

Shit, Kwame, don't you watch CSI?