Things I would gladly watch Rasheed Wallace do:

1. His taxes

2. Paint a Fence

3. Take a Nap

4. Rake Leaves


Fact: it is literally impossible for Rasheed Wallace not be entertaining. Whether it is a routine foul, pre-game warm ups, or just sitting on the bench, it is impossible for an actual human being not to take pleasure in his existence.

Fact: Rasheed Wallace was nominated for Best Actor at the 2006 Golden Globes for his lifelong impersonation of a homeless giant. He was later deemed ineligible for the prize on account of the of the fact that there was no corresponding film to attribute his character to, as stipulated in Academy guidelines.