Love him or hate him (okay, love him), there is no denying that Joe Paterno is incredibly old and statistically speaking, a diaper-wearer.

Think about the elderly people in your own life. Are they capable of sitting on the couch through an entire 30 minute episode of Antiques Roadshow without disappearing to the bathroom? No.

Joepa is 10 years older than John McCain, and you're telling me that he coaches an entire hour and half-long first half without relieving himself? Not a chance. We aren't knocking him, either. We like Joepa, and hope we're alive at his age, let alone coaching a program like Penn State, but we just aren't sure if diapers are a performance enhancing mechanism, and in the interest of keeping the game clean, would like his use thereof reviewed.