Texas is the kid on the playground who isn't quite sure it needs or desires the company of the other children. It has a sweet hat, a miniature Ford power wheel, and a steak sandwich in it's lunch box. It likes to wrestle while Oregon likes to play with flowers, and it likes to blow up bullfrogs while New York and Connecticut, the indoor kids, like to read and do water colors. It would play with Michigan if it could get it to quit spazzing out over it's Nacar toy, Oklahoma would be cool if it wasn't so lame, and he hasn't seen California since it went to smoke pot with Hawaii behind the outhouses.

So here's to Texas the loner. Whether you think that's a good thing or a bad one kind of depends on your politics, but one thing is for certain: you should buy the shirt.