What many of your more arduous Christian friends won't readily admit is that there is ample evidence in the Bible of the Big Man's approval of a good shindig if not drunkeness.

Our favorite is the Wedding at Cana, when Jesus corrected the biggest party foul of all - running out of wine*.

Updated for 2009, we imagine it'd look something like this shirt - though statistically he'd probably be wearing a bosox hat since Jesus hates the Yankees. 

If you are offended, you should probably choose a savior with lamer miracles. 

*John 2:1-11 reports that while Jesus was attending a wedding in Cana with his disciples the hosts ran out of wine. Jesus' mother (unnamed in John's Gospel) told Jesus, "They have no more wine," and Jesus replied, "Dear woman, why do you involve me? My time has not yet come." Jesus' mother then said to the servants, "Do whatever he tells you" (John 2:3-5). Jesus ordered the servants to fill the empty containers with water (see Jars of Cana) and to draw out some and take it to the chief waiter. After tasting the water that had become wine, and not knowing what Jesus had done, he remarked to the bridegroom that he had departed from the custom of serving the best wine first by serving it last (John 2:6-10)