Fact: Everyone likes to cuddle.
Facter: Everyone else is worse at cuddling than you.

It's time to stop being modest. It used to be easy. Back in the day, when spooning was still underground, all you had to do was mention your affiliation with it and people took you seriously, like being a rapper in 1988. These days, with every wannabe snugglepimp and cuddleplaya' throwing the lingo around like they wrote the book on it, it's time for you to raise the bar. Let the world know that when it comes to lining your body up with someone else's in a supremely cozy and contact-maximizing manner, you are the real deal.

Suggested handling of conversation at party:

Hot Girl/Guy: That shirt is so funny!
You: Why is it funny?
Hot Girl/Guy: Because it looks like a shirt you would get for playing a high school sport
You: [Insert High School] were state champs in spooning my senior year. I was the captain. We spooned in memory of my best friend, [Insert Name], who died the night before the final match. I set a national record.
Hot Girl/Guy: OMG let's make out!